Roses are red, violets are blue...
I need therapy after playing solo queue.
No matter what I do I'm the first to get found.
When I have We'll Make It they run at the speed of sound.
Watch me lose chase in 5 seconds and get camped for days.
Meg is teabaging the killer 10 meters away.

Tulips are pink, lillies are ivory...
When I play killer I get PTSD.
It seems to be raining down pallets during chase.
At the gate they jiggle their butts in my face.
I see Claudette's face on every bush when I sleep at night.
My sleep paralysis demon is a Nea spamming a flashlight.