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46.0 hrs on record (40.5 hrs at review time)
Lost my job
Lost my mansion
No contact with Will anymore
Geoffrey made a sandwich for me
I got promoted to TEKKEN God
Tekken ist the most game of all time
Posted 31 January.
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30.8 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
"A Symphony of Blades: Unveiling the Intricacies of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance"

Ah, my esteemed gaming connoisseurs, permit me to narrate the fortuitous odyssey that unfolded upon my discovery of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Through the caprices of fate, it was none other than my cousin, the illustrious Will Smith, who had acquired this digital masterpiece. Intrigued yet nonchalant, I embarked on this journey, ignorantly dismissing the subtle intricacies that awaited.

In the game's inception, its essence eluded my discerning senses, leading me to seek the counsel of my valet, Geoffrey, during the inaugural level. A bitter pill, indeed, for one accustomed to effortlessly mastering life's nuances. However, as the metaphorical scales fell from my eyes, I found myself immersed in a symphony of cybernetic chaos.

In the sacred hours of night, serenaded by the dulcet tones of Sir Tom Jones, I executed acrobatic feats of digital dexterity, rendering adversaries into mere pixelated specters. In a poetic twist, a revelation did unfold – a realization that perhaps, I too, shall endeavor in the rhythmic prose of this "rap" endeavor Will incessantly heralds.

And lo, a rhyme did emerge, a lyrical dance within the digital expanse, prompting thoughts of embracing this rap phenomenon, an avenue previously dismissed. Thus, as the blades danced on the screen, so too did the words weave a tapestry of poetic expression.

In conclusion, dear gamers, may your blades be forever sharp, your combos flawless, and may the digital realms bow in reverence to your prowess. Until we meet again, I bid you the most transcendent of experiences in your virtual sojourns. Cheers!
Posted 4 March, 2024.
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4.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The world building is very good but i the combat system is horribal you cant pierce you cant dismember (only head and its not satisfying at all) and weapon swinging is horrible sooo slow maybe you can make it better with a skill but i dont think so. but the worldbuilding is very good, much potential i hope they bring modding soon so the commnity can tune the game.
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
jder sagt es sei das immersivste spiel aber das nachladen ist echt kake gemacht man kann nicht springen oder sprinten also meiner meinung nach wenn ihr immersive sucht in sachen gameplay ist das spiel echt schrott xD spiele wie blade and sorcery oder skyrim vr mit mods sind tausendmal mehr immersive das solltet ihr veruschen verstehe wirklich nicht warum das auf platz eins ist
Posted 2 March, 2023.
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19.7 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
best oldschool fallout man
Posted 16 June, 2022.
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62.6 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
pogg game 10/10
Posted 9 May, 2022.
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