wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

hello, My name is horny. I am currently speaking towards you as I have a very generous business offer. I would like to purchase your family for over 12 golden doubloons. Please Pm with your response. Yes this is serious