I know a lot of people don’t understand what it’s like to be a botosexal but it is the way I am. I love plants so much. One day I was walking down the field and i saw a stock of corn. It was standing firm like a soldier at post. Now some botosexuals cut down the plant, but sorry I’m not into that, sounds more like MURDER. No I gently grasped the stock of that corn and carefully, slowly removed the husks. I didn’t remove the corn from the plant, no I revealed just enough that I could see that yummy sexy yellow stuff underneath. I began to lick the whole thing. Deeper and deeper until I knew it couldn’t hold it in anymore so I held the plant gently in my arms as it orgasmed in its own special way :). I then got my shovel and dug it out, the got a bucket and put it in it. It now lives in my apartment, and I am happy to say we will be married soon as soon as I can find a non-bigoted country that is open to a botosexual marriage.