My wife Moishi

ebic

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its her the epic gamer in my friendlist im so proud im shaking and crying rn

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

I think my profile comments just turned into a cluster of ideologies

Do you ever think that maybe, just maybe, celery doesn't belong in jello? It's almost absurd to even consider putting celery in jello. Celery's taste doesn't provide a "nice contrast" with the jello. If anything, celery provides a bad contrast with the jello. It would be like putting broccoli in ice cream. Celery in jello conflicts with the basic understandings of human rights. Celery in Jello should be outlawed in the following (yet not limited to) states: Pennsylvania, Oregon, Michigan, Colorado, Louisiana, Wyoming, Minnesota, New Jersey, Alaska, and Delaware. There is no use arguing with me. I am right.

merry chistmist

i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞

listen here chimichanga: if you chipot-lay one habanero on my burrit-bro i will crush olive your hopes and creams; you better believe i'm going to show you the 9 layer dips of hell, because when i'm done with you, jack, you'll know this is nacho kind of day, because if you pick a fajita with him, ol' gordito surpreme here is going to serve you a sizzling slice of quesadill'ass-kicking with a side of mal-momento

*pounces on you* hai
*notices your bulge* OwO
enemy spotted
*pulls out knife*
too be continued....

I need a ROBLOX Girfriend Asap‼️ ⚠️Requirement⚠️ Level 10 on Phantom Forces 👻 ⚜️Roblox Builder G O L D 🏆 member ship⚜️ 11 years experience 11 years old ️Can fight griefers and enemies⚔️ 💪 😤 🌋Can survive natural disasters 🌊 💵I pay 2 Robux per every hour💵

to be fair you need to have a pretty high IQ to watch rick and morty and get its shows, the talk of the sauce really gets you invested in these characters and how they live out their lives in a wrold of almost magic si-fi stuff, you need to have a high IQ or your brain would phicially implode from the byond amazing writing

Minecraft pretty much explained the universe. What's a Minecraft map before it starts rendering? Nothing. Yet it can begin existing in seconds. What is a Minecraft map expanding into? Nothing. Yet there is endless space for it to expand into. Who created the Minecraft map? An algorithm, triggered by any random idiot. What is the purpose of the Minecraft map? Whatever you want to use it for, within its physical laws. Does the map understand what created it? No. It doesn't need to. Y'all still believe in a big bang, or religion? Somewhere, beyond our understanding of time & space, something inconceivable ran some kind of cosmic algorithm (as close to it as we can understand) and now we're here. One day we won't be. Maybe some extradimensional entity reads the code and sees our tiny little footnote of an existence, maybe we're just an algorithmic product as boring as the life-cycle of a sun. It's a beautiful freakin' thought.

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this at this person with the sylveon profile picture

U suk at CS xDDDDDDDD

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