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Imagine someone offers to build you a home and decorate it for 15 dollars promising it being done in 2013. You get all the pictures of what it should look like and it looks great and you're very excited. As soon as your home is liveable you move in expecting it to be done in a few months. And then they spend a biiiit longer than intended working on your home but you're okay with it because it still looks really nice so far and you have faith in the project.

So far the house is looking great and you're in love with it. You make a lot of good memories in it and you're so excited, and then one day you wake up and find that theyve taken all the things you actually enjoyed about the home so far and incinerated them and it doesn't exist anymore so they could replace it with something better and all you can ask yourself is why did they even put the first stuff in to begin with. You feel betrayal and loss like you never have before.

But then, you paid 15 dollars for this, it was your choice and now you have to live with it. So you try to adjust to all the new things and get your money's worth from it but you can't. You try to sit on the new couch and it isn't comfortable no matter what you do. Your old couch was ALWAYS comfortable no matter what, but now it's gone forever and this is what you get.

And despite all this, the house STILL isn't finished yet.

11/10 for best disappointment simulator of all time

really fun game! a little glitchy but totally bearable. whats unbearable is the toxic and rude community which makes this game a bullying nightmare. but if you can avert your eyes from all the homophobic and racist slurs in the chat, its very, very fun. i recommend this game for people who like to have fun and cannot see the haters. otherwise i would not play this game if i were you

simple and relaxing, a perfect way to calm down and resolve a stressful day. this is where you should go after a rage quit