Recent reviews by Deadsphere

I literally only got this for Star Wars Genesis, and it's *still* not fun.

Getting a DLC just so that you can NOT play the DLC to play a modlist that makes the game something else entirely is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious

The people discrediting the game because of the scalies are insane, this game is terrifying and hard. I love it and hate it at the same time for a multitude of reasons, but it is a damn good game.

The amount of people defending the microtransactions on this game is insane. This is a fifteen (or twenty) dollar game, and they have F2P level microtransactions in it. I get this is an indie dev/publisher, but dude. Having you spend $20 for a "supporter edition" is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Aren't we already buying a supporter edition by buying the base game?

Balancing has been awful since testing began last year. SMGs are busted as ♥♥♥♥ and their way of "fixing" that was just to give everyone that's not a heavyweight or Jack (the sniper) access to the class. That's not balancing, that's just making it so everyone has an SMG.

As I write this review I am finding out they banned me from their community posts after telling people that if you speak out against these microtransactions, or the fact the game was in no way, shape, or form ready for an Early Access release, they mute you in the Discord server. They legitimately cannot take any criticism for their own good.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you kill a game.

I was really, *really* hopeful for this game. I *wanted* to like it. But if I'm not allowed to express my displeasure in the game outside of a review they won't read, then ♥♥♥♥ them.

The game is literally BF2042 with furry bait. Skip it, and move on. I do not forsee this game making it to the end of the year.

This is the one case of furry bait working too well.

Actual edit, since the devs have banned me from saying anything on community posts and review comments, I'd like to point out that this game clearly knows what side of the community it wants to appeal to. That being the feakish porno addicts who only installed the game to watch Marq shake her tits while wearing the swim suit outfit.

To bolster this theory, the devs held an art contest back when the game released. In second place was an extremely well done action piece of Jack, the game's sniper character. Very detailed, high action, really captured the game how it was meant to be taken originally.

In first place was a piece of Akaihime in a maid outfit and her breasts on full display, the boob window cited immediately as why the lead developer chose it as the winner. Nothing to do with the game itself outside of it being of Akai and the fact she held a gun.

If you are coming to this game looking for Battlefield with furries, I'm sorry to say that you have not found it. What you HAVE found, rather, is a furry bait game made by gooners, for gooners. Horrible balance all around. Devs who would rather add another boob window than work on balancing their game. Bots that are either so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken, or so insanely cracked, it makes the game extremely unfun.

I lost hope for this game on launch.

Please keep feeding me clowns. They do not change my stance on the game and they will give me free Steam points. I've been here since the first few tests and the March QoS. I know what I'm talking about, it's high time the rest of you wise the ♥♥♥♥ up.

Literally only thirty minutes long, but it was free, so I ain't complaining lmao

Probably the most Absa content we're going to get for the year since Dan seems to really like blueballing us with her in Rivals 2

We love Wario, we don't get enough of him, so leave it to indie devs like Tour De Pizza, Summit, and these guys to make us some solid Wario-like content.

HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DO I UNINSTALL THIS

Honestly? It just needs a bit more polish. That's about my only complaint. The camera's a bit weird when up against foreground objects (the wall you're up against while in the meadows, to be exact), some of the store UI is a little weird, but other than that, the game is fun, cute, and interesting.

I am very excited to see what else the devs have planned.

I want to like the game but the drifting physics are awful. If there was more to the racing than just drifting, I'd be more willing to go for it, but this is all there is.

I'm going back to Night Runners...

I am probably sure this is a nice game, but as a whole, I simply cannot recommend it. For a game focused on driving, there is a shockingly very small amount of it.

The story is... certainly a story. It's good in some parts and meh in others. Several locations to choose from to travel to, but of course you only ever seem to see the city you start in. After that, it's watching a dot on a map while you "drive" it to the next story piece. What fun.

The driving itself is by far the worst I have ever felt. It's like the focused on storytelling and "driving" on the map over the actual driving experience. The game will randomly reset you saying that your "fear" (whatever the ♥♥♥♥ that is) is catching you... while driving at 150MPH and dodging everything. The slightest turn causes you to drift, and your braking distance is ten feet, meaning the best course of action to slow down is to lift and coast, then under/oversteer into a wall/car/tree because your brakes are too strong.

Radio stations seem to have decent voice actors behind them but with one of the worst scripts I have heard since NFS Unbound. They're calling me the Interstate Jackalope. Okay, cool, there's some context there and I'm getting some background. I do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care that the radio host has found a cookie after a week and is now spending more time talking about that than she did talking about exposition for the story. They haven't caught the Interstate Jackalope yet, oh no. How about instead of explaining what a jackalope is, you expand on this news story I heard about when I started the run. A Canadian Civil War? The Mexican boarder being closed? I want to hear about the world around me.

The idea is there, but it is so poorly executed that I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this game managed a Mostly Positive overall.