Bitch Fartmen's Snail Simulator Achievement Progress

Shello! Snailcome!

Welcome to The Garden 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

One whole minute!

That's like a year in snail time 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Boing!

Snails can do that?? 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Snail Together

Snail with another snail 🐌 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Snail, Snail, Snail

What do we have here? 🐌 🐌 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

5 Snails??

Join a game with 5+ total snails!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

10 Snails???

Join a game with 10+ total snails!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

20 Snails????

Join a game with 20+ total snails!

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24pm

The Snity

Join a game with 50+ total snails!

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 6:09pm

The Snetropolis

Join a game with 100+ total snails!

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Five minutes

Now you can write a Steam review! 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Fifteen minutes

Time to graduate from high school! 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Sixty minutes

You can now get a senior discount at restaurants 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Ten hours

Generations have passed since you first began snailing 🐌

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:32am

Fifty hours

Legends have been passed down of your snaily ways 🐌

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 3:39am

One hundred hours

Dear sweet snaily heavens... 🐌

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 1:15am

Now you're movin'!

Look at that snail GO 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Where ya goin' li'l buddy?

Move backward 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

To the left!

Rotate the correct direction 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

To the right!

Rotate the right direction 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Touch Grass

But really, though 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17pm

😢

😢 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Two whole minutes!!

🐌🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Three whole minutes!!!

🐌🐌🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Four whole minutes!!!!

🐌🐌🐌🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Cross the bridge

Snail ur way on over here, buddy!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Ten whole minutes!!!!!!!!!!

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:13pm

🚀🚀🚀

Snail to new heights!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Shell off your true color

Change your color 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

"Hi, queen!" 🐌

"Sup snail" 🐜👑

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Monolith

What is it? 🤔🤔🤔

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33pm

The Snown

Join a game with 30+ snail friends!

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56pm

40 Snails?????

Join a game with 40 snail friends!

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:35am

4 Snails???

Join a game with 4 snail friends!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

The Snillage

Join a game with 15 snail friends!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:22pm

When Snails Fly... 🐌

Reach the sky platform 🐌

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53pm

👑 Ruler of the Hill 👑

Ascend the heights of the cube pyramid

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39pm

The Snairway to Sneaven

🐌😇👼

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:33am

...I guess they can!

Jump 25 times

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:10pm

...you can just jump and jump and jump, can't you?

Jump 100 times

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Okay, we all get it. You can jump.

Jump 250 times

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:25pm

That's it! I'm cutting you off! NO MORE JUMPING ACHIEVEMENTS

Jump 1000 times

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Snail the sneven sneas

Unlock the viking hat

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 10:11pm

🍵☕

Invite 3 Snail Friends over for tea

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:21pm

🧰

Turns out that you were the treasure all along ♥

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12pm

30 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:33pm

3 hours!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:03pm

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Play with 60 snails

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 6:15pm

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Play with 70 snails

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 12:20pm

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Play with 80 snails

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 12:59pm

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Play with 90 snails

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 1:05pm

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Play with 25 snails

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00pm

👑🐌👑🐌👑🐌

Unlock the crown

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26pm

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

Unlock 10 achievements

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

Unlock 50 achievements

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39pm

The Maw

Enter the maw

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Shellcome to SNELL

Enter Snell

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:35pm

I Survived Snell

...and all I got was this bucket

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18am

Electric Slide

Sliiiiide your way to the Tesla Tower of Doom

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:36pm

🎩

🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:13pm

At long last...

😇

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Snatue

Pay your respects

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Rock Snimber

Conquer the rock tower 💪

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:44pm

🍄

🏡

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Rock Snimber 2.0

Conquer the mountain 💪💪

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53pm

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Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Ä̴̡̛̟̗̺̞̜̲̲̬̻͉̬̣̃̅̌̿̿̆̂̀̐S̷̡̞̬̣͓̳̣͕̟̦̰̝̗̻̀̈́̈͒̈̀̑̈́͜C̵̦͌́̅̂͋́̄̇͝Ȩ̵͈̂́̽͂̉̇̈̔̐͝N̴̢̡̡̠͓̤̭͓̝͈͓̰͂̇̾̍́̂̎̌͐̄̋̕͠͠D̷͇̤̦͍͍͓̏̄͐͆̆͜

B̵̛̝̿̐͊̽̈́͋̀̂̈́̄̚͝E̴̘̺͕̜̪͔̯͔̠̼̹̫̮͋͒̌C̵̛̭̗̫͎͔̭̫͎̏͗͛̀̉̌̑͗́̑̌͠O̸͙̱͍͍̘̺͉̱͎̬̦̭͂̓͛̏̈͋̈́̀̆͂̾̊͘̕M̷̳͈͋̓́̇͠E̵̡̤̓͌̅́͌̿͝ ̴̨͉͖̮̥̰̜̭̝̪̝̠̎͊̽̆̈́Ơ̸͍͇̣͈͉͇̮̹͆͐͑̽̿̇̋̾́͐̒͝Ñ̸̡̝̣̭̺͉͎̟͇̋̀̎͛̈́̈́͂͌̅̈́͐̈͜͝͝Ę̷͎̝̘̅ ̴̫̥̼̱̖̺͔̩̲̼̽̒̄̀̃̀̇̈́̓͑̄̅͘W̸̨̹̻̬̺̞̩̻̩̪̤͚̰̺͓̾̒͒̏̀̔̔̌̇͗Ĭ̶̛͍̼͚͙̲͂̈́̊̉̈̍̎̄̓̑͛͝Ṯ̶̡͇̳̩͎͇̰̀̃̈̀̽͝H̷̝̝̝̮̞͑̏͆͘͜ ̸̦̀̎̽̀̅͆̓̃̆̕͠͝T̷̗̙͍̺͉̬͚̣̟̠̯̲̝̜̉̔̈́̔̒̀͌̈̈́̓̕H̵̲̙͈̯̟̥͙͎̠͈̬̻̟͌͑͒̌͌̀͂E̵̥̠̼͇̲̝̻̻̞̬̲̓̌̾́̚̚͠͝ ̸̨̀͂̾̋́͠V̵̢̛̳͙̟̖̮̤͐̎̍̈́͑̐͠O̵̮̪̒͂̋̎͑͑̿̚͝I̸͉̬͖̟̲̻̪͕͚̹̗͖̪̿̓͜D̴͕̬̬̹͙͓̹̥̙̩̞͖̙͕̅͋

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59pm

okay, y'know what, I changed my mind

I hurried and spun up this achievement just for you. I know it feels really rushed, but hey, better than nothing right? Sorry it took a bit to get to you ♥

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:19am

Smol Snail

Find the Smol Snail

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Snarg!

🦜🏴‍☠️

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:53pm

😴 ZZZzzz... 🐌

Get the pajama hat

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20pm

👒

Get the bow hat

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

🦄

Visit Unicorn Point

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:19pm

🦩

Visit Flamingo Island

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Seal Bay

Visit Seal Bay

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:19am

Frog Swamp

Visit Frog Swamp

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27am

Shell Yeah!

Hit up the skate park 🛹

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:41pm

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

Unlock 70 achievements

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11am

Rock Hat

Get the rock hat

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Um, sorry, this is really embarrassing, but that doesn't do anything...

Click

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:07am

Omg I am SO sorry but that doesn't do anything either...

Right click

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:07am

Slow and Steady

Walk 1 sninch

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11am

Snail Trail Blazer

Walk 10 sneet

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:21am

Going the Snistance

Walk 100 sneters

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:35am

🎶 And I would walk 500 sniles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the snail who walked 1000 sniles to snail all over your door 🎶

Walk 1000 sniles

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Let's escarGO!!

Walk 10,000 snilometers

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:20pm

🚓 Sneeding Ticket 🚨

Go 10x speed

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 6:20pm

A-MAZE-ING!

Complete the Maze

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33pm