i ran into this guy during my road to diamond in ranked 2v2s, i reached almost 900mmr in doubles (this is above average) and i say its quite hard to get this high. congrats man. on top of that, he has less than 1k hours in rl. i have way more hours over 2 accounts and still am not mid to high diamond consistant. our team chemistry on the pitch was like we have been playing for years. really proud to have been able to play with this guy.

You're really good at rivals. Add me back if you wanna 1v1

OK, ik this is going to sound weird but please dont block me. To be honest, I like you. I really like you. Last night, I dreamed of you. That isnt anything weird for me, I've been dreaming of you for a while, but this time was different. This dream was incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load inside you. We had children together. We loved each other. Again this is probably weird but I have to tell you the truth. I love you and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love to you over and over pounding you with my love. I want to release my seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father of your child because I really do love you. This isnt some sick joke this is what I truly feel. Its OK if you just want to be friends but please dont block me I need you in my life. I love you and I want your babies.

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

uh hey! i see that you really like playing bread and fred.... and well... :) uhhh im a gamer girl myself and i was wondering if.. well you wanted to play with me! aand we can duo in valorant too and ill be your pocket sage haha! sorry i hope thats not too forward ((i just think your profile picture is cute and i thought maybe we could add eachother on discord haha!)) mm yeah! haha sorry im a little shy hahahahah