davidemba
Austria
 
 
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目前離線
最愛遊戲
2,550
遊戲時數
17
成就
最愛群組
HEAR YE HEAR YE, I APPRECIATE YE
46,334
成員
1,876
遊戲中
11,404
線上
3,195
聊天中
最近動態
總時數 133 小時
最後執行於 11 月 30 日
總時數 776 小時
最後執行於 11 月 29 日
總時數 281 小時
最後執行於 11 月 29 日
DKKGAMING 9 月 14 日 上午 5:59 
🌟 +REP 🌟
I was troubleshooting my mechanical keyboard when suddenly, davidemba burst in, dressed in a futuristic suit and holding a toolkit. “The Keyboard Realm is in chaos!” they exclaimed.

We were whisked away to the Dimension of Malfunctioning Keys, where mechanical keyboards had turned into rogue, self-reprogramming devices. Davidemba sprang into action, using their toolkit to repair and realign the chaotic keyboards. At one point, they performed an epic combo move, typing out a complex sequence to rewire the entire system and calm a rampaging key switch.

In the final showdown, Davidemba faced the Keymaster, restoring order with a precise fix and a dazzling display of keyboard prowess. Back in reality, Davidemba handed me my perfectly repaired keyboard and said, “Issue resolved, mission accomplished.”

10/10, Davidemba is a legend even in the world of mechanical keyboards. Would tackle any tech crisis with them again!
Nero 5 月 28 日 下午 1:05 
People just don't get the appeal of horses. They're oh so muscular. Every one of them has the body of a prize winning athlete. They're massive creatures, powerful, proud and dangerous they could kill any man with just a kick. Anything with a ♥♥♥♥ that big was born to have to have everything that it ever wanted. Horses are everything men want to be. Everything women want men to be.

My hands on its muscular backside, mouth savouring the taste of a beast. Kissing its backside as I make my way to its hole. There's a smell, a musk, a wild, untamed scent. Breath it in, suck it in and feel your heart skip a beat before you bury your face between the beast's asscheecks. And you bury your tongue inside that horse's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~ you deserve to be debased, you deserve to be humiliated, this GOD STUD deserves the best service a human can provide, so swallow your pride, and TONGUE POLISH BEAST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Flapajack 5 月 28 日 下午 1:00 
Friends that have the letter 'N' in their name are not real friends, especially if this is followed by the letters 'e', 'r' and or 'o'. Watch out for such individuals, they likely want to have sexual relations with you and don't care about what constitutes as "REAL" friendship.
Nero 3 月 30 日 下午 7:25 
Hey there, cutie! 😊 Just swooping by your Steam profile to sprinkle a little bit of love and lots of hugs! 🌈💖 I can't help but feel super lucky to have you in my life. You're like the rarest achievement I've ever unlocked! 🏆💕 Your smile is my favorite quest, and your laugh is the sweetest loot. 🎮✨ Remember, you're my co-op partner in this big game called life, and I wouldn't want anyone else by my side. 🤗❤️ Let's level up together and conquer all the boss battles that come our way. Love you to the respawn point and back, infinity times! 🚀💞 UwU
General Birb 3 月 9 日 上午 10:47 
+rep NO life shotgun player
davidemba 2 月 17 日 下午 4:16 
NO life shotgun player