Recent reviews by Extraterrestrial

This one is the GOAT

to put it into simple terms: beatiful

This is my personal Highlight of the Year. Beautiful design and almost no HUD makes this less of a controlled and more of an enjoyable experience. The best part is the naming of the cars with articles in different languages being the brand name, for example BMW 2002 = das 220, Alpine A110 = la montaine, Fort Sierra (Cosworth) = The Cozzie.

Grab this Game for yourself and try it

must-buy. simple as that

Here's the story of how a huge "game developing company" patched the holy spirit out of a good game and people still flood in like ants when there's a f*ck*ng ant convention in Anaheim.

this is not the same Rocket League that came out as the Game I knew as Rocket League. I mean it's a League and there's something going on with Rockets but the thing is:
holy sheet. HOW CAN YOU RELEASE THE BEST GAME SINCE JESUS F. CHRIST WALKED HIS BARE FEET ON THIS PLANET BUT THEN TAKE IT AND PATCH THE SH*T OUT OF IT IN ORDER TO FILL EPIC GAME'S BANK ACCOUNT WITH MORE GUAP?
The Game I played that was called Rocket League had a nice Community (in contemporary terms) was not milking their user's coins out their dang udders. Today's trading and Item System is easily the worst I have ever seen in any Game.

Dear Epic Games Team, you already lost my respect when you patched Fortnite into Oblivion but this really hurt me right in the Meow Meow.
In order to get a covert Item I have to find a Blueprint, and then craft it using bought Currency? I mean come on and I cant even uptrade stuff like it was never possible at all? Why on earth was it possible in the first place (when crates got into the game this was still a thing) only for you guys to change the entire item system again?

As I said I loved the Game when it came out and I still play it, but dayum Epic, this was hard.
I'd say still buy the game but it's free so the community got worse as well. Anyway still download it.

Cheers to Psyonix
Yours sincerely,
me

Originally posted by Sheev Palpatine:

do it

You neeeed to play this Game if you haven't already. There are so many things that you need to see like for example a mind-damaging handheld Device, an evil Robot that is so ironic about itself that it gets funny, a dumb robot that turns evil, a nice Potato, an old CEO of a huge Corporation, your best Friend and many more things. And the best thing about it: you don't get Fall Damage isn't that worth it?
If you're not willing to spend the full price then wait for a sale and get this game along with Portal (1) which you should also play btw.
Be warned, because you're going to wait for Portal 3 as well and I can't guarantee that you will ever see it

11/10 thanks Volvo

Really a well made funny high end ever evolving marshmallow running hard punching get rekt Game!
I totally enjoy playing this Game with Friends and the Devs really earn some respect.
Thank you Devs! And Thank you for Ada!

Steam: 9.9999/10
IGN: 11/10
I: get rekt/10

Intense Gameplay mechanics and Time Travel Headaches (hope i spelled that right).
Is way more Challanging if I expected!! I saw some Youtubers play it.
This is the Ultimate timetravel-spacecrab-shark-squid-action-MMORPG-definitelyNOTpay2win-ilovethisgame-Game ever made! Thank you devs!

omg I got this Game for 19 cents and its absolutely awesome! The Music matches the Game in a so beautiful way! Its amazing! its 19 cents worth and I would probably buy it for 4,99 € too!

TTT ist zwar nervig, aber das liegt nicht an dem Spiel sondern an irgendwelchen Typen die jeden und alles im Voice Chat grundlos KOS setzen.

It's just an awesome Game to play. It's so extremely simply but in its own way just amazing.