Recent reviews by The Amazing Bobinsky

Spawned in, found a sleeper with an ak and 1,000,000 stone (admin or hacker) and built a huge stone fort. 2 minutes later, a clan of 6 people came and singlehandedly rekt me while taunting me over VOIP. I despawned all my loot and respawned, made some friends, ended up in a group of five, and killed them all. I ate every last drop of their human meat, so that they will always be a part of me.
I r8 hannibal lector/10
TL;DR: Santa enslaved helk and garry and forced them to make this "game"

Like CS:GO, but less Russians and more space