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We meet again, fellow hentai game speed-running activists.
This time I present a game that attempts to revolutionize the hentai game industry.

The artistic values are once more not ignored, as it is a key part of the games. [s] (Ah yes, this floor here is made of floor.) [/s] In this one you are met with two lovely ladies revealing their beautiful private parts drawn in a combination of a cartooney style and a pixel art style.
My elite connoisseur eyes have not failed in identifying this as a gem, despite the lack of versatility on the ladies's appearances. They all have big teets and big arses.

The puzzles that you confront in this game take a very different approach than your usual hentai games. Where you would usually use one hand to complete the puzzles with your mouse and the other to "enjoy the moment", over here you are required to use both your hand and also part of your brain capacity. This different approach opens up the door to a much more fun experience. One might say it opens up Pandora's box of hentai games.
Not only is the gameplay quite refreshing, it also depicts the fight against emancipation that women from all over the globe have had to endure over the past quarter-millennia by giving you a bigger freedom of choice.
The game features a 2048-type basis, which is expanded upon by having you choose which particular column and row you would like to move. Simply marvelous.

With this lovingly beautiful experience that is the gameplay come two refreshing, bubbly and sweet tunes that may or may not be copyrighted. It makes you feel alive and gives access to the summer vibes, while also making you feel the embrace of a loving mother.

By the time you've finished reading this review, you might as well have finished the game. However, if you haven't yet done so, I would indeed recommend it.
And so, I shall part ways with you once more.

Adieu.

Signed, Mr. Disconnect

I shall once more assert my knowledge and experience on hentai games in, what is in my (worthless) opinion, a well-formatted review.

And so, I begin.

Starting off with a bang, the game introduces you to a lo-fi beat you could study and chill to.
One of the main selling points of this hidden gem, is its minimalistic interface. The concept is extended to such a degree that volume controls are not even present.
I would like to further expand the review by touching upon the gameplay in the same manner that it has touched upon my dingledonger. Although waiting for the shuffling to finish felt like two lifetimes and more, once it did, I experienced gameplay the likes of which I have never even dared to dream about. I am having trouble formulating words to encapsulate my feelings into a review. Bare with me, as this may take a moment.

Ahem.

Let me surmise: the developers were likely troubled by their past demons during the promethean juncture of the culmination of coalescence of things. Let me put it to you this way; this is a story you will tell your wife on the altar. This is the story you will tell your kids and their kids when they are unable to sleep at night. This is the story that you will be thinking of in your last moments here on this Earth. Not only that: it is a story that your kids will be thinking of in their own last moments here on this Earth. I conclude.

Recommencing the voyage that I was taking you on, I shall describe the girls that have allowed me to gain further vitality in my penile muscle. The youthful damsels did not shy away from baring it all to the world. They made me feel like a child playing in the grassfields, like an ox in its prime days, searching for a partner. In other words, as my heart beat, so did my ♥♥♥♥.

Luckily for you, I have left the best for last. Approaching the denouement of this review, the developers, presumably haunted by their aforementioned demons still, had found the kindness and courage deep within their hearts and added an option which allows you to experience something much greater than the sum of their counterparts grant access to. It is, and I say this with a little bit of shame as a hentai game speedrunner, the heart button. It skips the so perceived endless shuffling and presents you with an image that is burned into your mind the moment your eyes feast upon it. I am incredibly thankful and humbled by that option. Thank you.

And so, I conclude.

As a hentai game connoisseur, I'd like to consider myself worthy of rating and reviewing games made by the artistically skilled people over at GirlGame.

And so, I begin.

The musical aspects accentuate an exquisitely wonderful, and yet, such a simple melody. The composition satisfies the 'itch' that my lonely, foreboding soul has been craving for what has felt like an eternity. It delineates a childlike playfulness, utilizing soft, jumpy (yet soothing) tones that give you the feeling of floating in a sea of clouds.

Continuing onward with the journey that is my review, I shall touch upon the graphical prowess presented by the marvellously talented aforementioned individuals that form GirlGame. Using soft lines, the artists spared no expense when it came to the promethean quality of the dashing damsels portrayed in this product. I must say that approaching the natural conclusion of this voyage that is the game, I may or may not have stroked my ♥♥♥♥ a bit.

To my surprise, the puzzles offered severe difficulty towards the apotheosis of the game. However, it was still not quite sufficiently fulfilling when it came to the spiritual endeavours of speed-running an adequately strenuous game that I have taken upon myself, as all of the puzzles were completed within a mere 10 minutes. Nevertheless, this does not take away from the overall experience presented by the accumulation of artistic elements.

And so, I conclude.

Yes, Master!, a most exquisite journey. During a mere hour of playtime, the game boasts strong art and storytelling. 'Tis a story uniting a sexually-charged female with her deepest desires using a hypnotic object. Naturally, through this flamboyant set-up, I was witness to the grandest scenes of depravity.
The lesbian scene was, in my humble opinion, its strongest suit.

:^)

murder your friends with no repercussions? sign me up

This game, no, this experince was incredible. It shook the foundation of my worldviews. The ambience is simply unmatched. It features grand, beautiful, soothing tones of a synth and the occasional guitar stroke which sends a chill down your spine along with a feeling of purity and compassion. It is divine, godly. There are no words to describe the true meaning of this game. Making it a hentai-memory-puzzle game is the author's way of coping with the hardships that life is continuously throwing at us. I hereby commend the author as this, I find, a masterful work of art. Thank you.

Fun puzzle game featuring the conveniently named alpha giga-chad Helltaker on his quest to take over the world demon girls and invite them to his harem. Sometimes your amount of braincells is not enough to beat that one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level that makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense so you either skip it or you start just sitting at the start trying to figure out a way to move that one rock so you don't get a single space away from the girl just to die :(
Helltaker has opened my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the world of demon grills in suits and I am not complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
gelbooru and such will help you on your adventures ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).

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