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Before I played Left 4 Dead 2, I had a small pee-pee, no friends, no money, depression, and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.

How to play CSGO:
Step 1: Download it for free.
Step 2: Get lvl 2.
Step 3: Queue up for Competitive.
Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters.
Step 5: Exit.
Step 6: Buy it.
Step 7: Open it again.
Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again.
Step 9: Team up with 4 russians and get destroyed by enemy team.
Step 10: Quit.
Step 11: Download/Buy cheats.
Step 12: Get banned.
Step 13: Get a virus.
Step 14: Cry.
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