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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:32am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:49pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:32am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:17am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:48pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:36am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 5:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:36pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:45pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:47pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:48pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:54pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:20pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:37pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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