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Lost my 1s game because of it.
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SPAM THIS BONER TO STOP CORONA
Let me tell you a story.
My father was a pipefitter for the DeWitt family. I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you. I would've laid my life on the line for any chicken or rooster.
~You ever ride the rodeo?
Who told you that? Sally? I'm a plastic bag specialist.
~Is that so?
A jack of many trades.
~You ever do farm work?
There you go again.
~You'd toss an animal up on a roof just to see the look on its face.
My place was raided, set to fire. I'm lucky to have my life, let alone the hair on my body.
~Are you going to drink your coffee?
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
~They found feathers
> "Im not a smurf" ....
Press X to doubt. >.>
This person is whats wrong with the rocket league community.
Sometimes I think about telling people that’s what happened to me. If you’re going to get rumbled, why not get rumbled in style? That might have saved me from the more embarrassing reality. Aged 16, pubescent and emotional, I kept a diary. A proper, ‘I-just-shagged-a-boy-for-the-first-time’ cheese-fest of a diary.
So when I came home from school one day and saw my little book of secrets silently waiting for me on the kitchen counter, I knew there was no way I could talk myself out of this one.
After one, short conversation on the garden bench, lots of swearing and even more tears, I was out.
chick below is flat chested
child below is gay
- Darkatt 2019
"Been a bad girl, I know I am
And I'm so hot I need a fan
I don't want a boy I need a man"
- Stalker