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25.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
great survivor-like, enough so that i got 100% on it. since its in early access, here are some suggestions.

1. ice based character to round out the elemental effects currently in-game
2. there NEEDS TO BE MORE JEANS IN THE GAME. im so tired of playing games and expecting jeans, and not getting them. its in early access so ill forgive the dev, but pls make sure there are characters wearing jeans or possibly zombies wearing jeans in the final release
Posted 22 January, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
38.7 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
i rly like this roguelike but where are the jeans at?
Posted 14 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record
i like dis game - fun and innovative, runs well, looks great. leveling takes a bit too long imo, but the outstanding amount of customization options (jeans included!!!) make up for it
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
couldnt tell you what its about, but it looks and sounds pretty. no jeans tho? unreal.
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.0 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
as a companion piece to yakuza like a dragon and the upcoming like a dragon infinite wealth, this game does a good job filling in the gaps and setting up the next game. not that long, fun to play, decent side activities. no complaints really except for 1. im someone who really cares about if a game has jeans in it or not, and when i realized you could customize the protagonists appearance i was stoked because as a modern game i fully expected a plethora of jean options, only to find that there are NONE!!!!!! seriously just release a dlc where you can wear jeans and this is a 10/10 game. i know not everyone cares about jeans though as much as i do, so if you like yakuza games youll probably like this... but ya.......... no jeans. if i knew before hand i prob wouldnt have bought it tbh
Posted 5 January, 2024.
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16.3 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
i mostly liked this game. ran into some bugs on an early boss fight but otherwise a pretty smooth, and more importantly, beautiful experience. game is a bit easy, puzzles and traversal are fun. no jeans anywhere to be found though, huge bummer.
Posted 30 December, 2023. Last edited 30 December, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
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6.6 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
this game doesn't come as a high recommend, but its good enough by the end. combat is horrible, traversal isn't as fluid as you'd like, and the enemy variety is lame - what carries this game is the world and the lore around it, and the meaning behind the ending. if you like platformers with minimal challenge, this is an ok 5-6 hours of gameplay. i dont think i saw a single character in the game wearing jeans which is also a knock against it, so consider that before purchasing.
Posted 25 December, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
more of shadow tactics blades of the shogun, no complaints here (other than the lack of jeans support)
Posted 24 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
despite about an hour run-time during your first playthrough, this is a rhythm based sort of on-rails ecstasy trip of an experience that is meant to be replayed over and over. one of a kind experience, highly recommend. gnarly soundtrack. there are also some nice jeans in the game which is always a plus! well, you can't definitively say their pants are jeans because of the shadow art style, but i like to think they are!
Posted 23 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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23.0 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
i normally review games after ive beat them, but due to a game breaking save bug which wiped my data on the prison level (late in game) - i wont be completing this because its too hard to play again. with that said though, great game if you like isometric stealth games. very challenging and satisfying when you beat a level. also i know its a samurai setting, but thats no excuse for the lack of jeans in this game. i didnt see a single pair and it really triggered me, but its a great game regardless i guess.
Posted 22 December, 2023.
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