Alright! everybody thanks for tuning in tooonight! Today's topic is "Kissing the homies" a homosexual act? and the FACTS say kissing is not inherently homosexual as that would be weird considering parents kiss children?! and stranger kiss! As a greeting in other countries (China, DPRK and France) BUT! kissing a PENIS or ANUS is gay as ♥♥♥♥! beacuse (to our knowledge) nobody does that platonically. thanks for tuning in goodnight <3

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard thing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.