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The sound of raucous laughter and thunderous applause fills the room. You see the sweet, serene eyes of your female coworkers glisten as they're overtaken with lust and admiration. You see the once-stern glares of your male coworkers melt, like Dracula in the blistering sun, as they succumb to envy and ecstasy.
Your sense of fulfillment is intoxicating and immeasurable. All your tireless sacrifices - all the years spent forgoing an education, love, a career, friendship, or a hobby in favor of becoming a walking repository of internet culture has finally paid off.
For months, that red trash can in the corner of the room had mocked you, but today you finally summon the courage to point it out: "Red is Sus, He Vented." Just five words, six syllables, and the world is now yours to command.