Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
ㅤ* Doctor: Tell me nurse, how is that boy doing; the one who ate all those 5p pieces? Nurse: Still no change doctor.
ㅤ* Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!