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🤠
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody
ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,
are now extinct.
-- M. Somerset Maugham
😍
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
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It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme
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"`You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for
insurance company directors?'
`Really?' said Arthur. `No I didn't. For what offence?'
Trillian frowned.
`What do you mean, offence?'
`I see.'"
- Evidence that there will be some justice in the Universe eventually.
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We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
-- Thucydides
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"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"
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