Hey kid, you n' me, baby, ain't nothin' but ♥♥♥♥ sapiens so let's do it like they do when they're on the internet pretending to be sentient anthropomorphic animals to delude themselves from real life long enough to find ways to cope with high levels of stress or the anxiety that they're not what they want to be aesthetically yet societal norms around the age of 15 caused them to explore fringe territories on the internet and in an act of subconscious rebellion they latched onto being a furry yiff yaff

hey kid, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading. Help computer.

hey kid, I'm a bird
wanna buy some drugs