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29.3 hrs on record
What an incredible, incredible game. 29 hours in 3 days and already looking forward to replaying.

Everything was perfect, everything.
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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41.8 hrs on record
Average Sony experience - so deep in the orifice of deep stage capitalism that the managing directors cannot comprehend losing out on even a penny of revenue, here's hoping Sony liquidates ASAP.

The game is incredible, by the way. Just don't give Sony your money
Posted 17 May, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Even if you loved Crown on the Magister, I wouldn't recommend buying this, not for £11.00 - (thats 1/5th of BG3!!!)

The reviews on this game really say it all - nothing to add. It's fun to play the DnD style gameplay, but that's just the achievement of the base game. This DLC is buggy, gets stuck in multiple occasions (like enemies walking into thorns and then taking a minute or two to attack, like medium-large creatures when unable to pass through a door/blocked passage way make the game unplayable and require not just a reload, but a restart of the game(the exit menu is locked).

Voice acting is as usual: dreadful. It's as if the actors had not been given a script for the lines, and randomly voiced replies which do not make sense in the way that they emphasise words. I didn't especially feel like selecting my character traits and their backstory did.... anything at all in the voice lines/responses sense: my absolute evil Warlock cultist with love for violence and greed would constantly go like "Nice job you guys! Are you okay? Good arms you've got!" and generally be a lovely little blob of happiness.

Story.... is fine, I guess. I liked the way you can choose multiple factions and they all have different paths to end the game. This being said, however, there is no reaction from the NPCs to ANYTHING (A N Y T H I N G!!!) we did in the world. There is a character that is KEY to the plot, whom every single NPC in the game should recognise, with whom we wondered around a good third of the game, and not one person batted an eye. The emperor of the whole land walks into the rebels base who all hate him and want him dead, and everyone just goes "CLEAR SKIES" or "STRIKE TRUE!" The people's leader being SO DAMN SURPRISED to see Sitenero in the scripted moment, while having been chilling around him all game...

To finish it all off, one of the most boring endings to a DnD campaigns ever. Talk to this fellow talk to that one pass a d13 check for charisma/persuasion and you're golden. No dragons, no epic wizards or anything, just walk outta da valley.

Not worth the time, nor the money
Posted 26 August, 2023.
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1.6 hrs on record
Noskov S.S. geniy

Solo creator made a beautiful short game.
Anti war: based
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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39.5 hrs on record
I know I will get hate for this, but I dont care.

I love this game. I have no idea why all the hate - this is an RPG masterpiece. I have played and finished all the Gothic, Risen and Elex games, (including Fall of Setarrif, god help me) and can honestly say this game is one of the best. The references, the INCREDIBLE amount of content and gameplay - all fantastic.

Sure, the english dub is godawful, but when was it ever good? Play in German with subtitles and enjoy yourself.

100% worth a play.
Posted 4 July, 2023. Last edited 8 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.2 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
10/10.
What an amazing experience, would recommend to anyone.
Cuno doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care.
Posted 16 August, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
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36.5 hrs on record
Честно говоря, какое-то полное дерьмо. Готов был закрыть глаза на многое, но слишком уж везде обосрались. История, диалоги и актерская игра как будто было сделана 4-ым б школы номер 103 для детей с креативной недостаточностью.
По классике пираний, есть один спел который уничтожает вообще все, только в отличии от готана тут с ним можно летать бегать хуяриться стрелять жрать ссать спать срать и получаешь ты его на уровне так 20, можно и побыстрее наверное заспидранить. хз парни, как можно было ТАК обосраться после успеха первой игры. А, ну и лица и графика)))) это отдельный приколчИк))))) тотал бюджет был походу рубасов 300 и то 250 ушло на стопарик деревеньки. Короче, говно. 2/5
Posted 19 May, 2022. Last edited 19 May, 2022.
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5.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Fantastic spider blop blop cute funny hehe
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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121.5 hrs on record (60.1 hrs at review time)
Даааа, игра конечно на любителя, но если Вы обожаете получать +1000 Опыт и +1000 Золото, станлочиться от волков и блядских кабанов то игра для Вас. Редко можно встретить игру где 3 тролля легче победить чем 3 волка
Posted 13 April, 2021.
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120.7 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
10 cliffs/10
Posted 4 April, 2021.
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