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After a good game in CS2, I added this bloke because he seemed like a very cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship...
I invited him to my house for a CS LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my knee, I felt his honking snozz push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay, even on a Thursday. Don't trust this guy.