Recent reviews by c://D3F4LT//

if you aren't jacking your dandy up and down do you really have eyes on your back?

loremaster can step on my balls and crush them into oblivion if that gets us helltaker 2

lo vengo jugando pirata desde el afterbirth, no se cuantos años despues lo compre antes de que valiera mas que mi casa, 10/10

funny how this game rose to be one of the greatest just by incest memes and leyley being a psycho

just lean she was told that guy was hated by the god of rollback

si por alguna razon se te da por comprar las misiones, pases o los pj, pensa que esa plata la podrias gastar en 3 paquetes de galletas surtido bagley y 1 coca de 2.5 litros.
Actualizando a la devaluacion actual: te alcanza para 1 coca de 1.5L y 3 paquetes de pitusa

rule of thumb for any newcomer:
you play a zoner you're cringe
you play a grappler you're cringe
you play a shoto you're cringe
we play this game for the fishing and story mode

on god who let that man cook, he casted 3 spells and burnt my kitchen

>be me
>child and bed introduced in the game
>decide to play the bed
>bed aint half bad huh
>bedman starts staring into my soul and utters "make your bed you pig"
never again

do yourself a favor and enjoy this game, it broke me and made me realize kaito is a real homie