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My name is Sam.

I have the brain of a scientist, the face of a Calvin Klein model, the thrusting power of a gorilla, and a penis like a burmese python.

My mind is so sharp that it could cut steel and my penis is harder than cement.

My BAC is so high that mosquitos die of alcohol poisoning after injesting my blood.

My fingers are as proficient on a guitar fretboard as they are inside your mother.

I ball so hard they think I need chemotherapy.

My inspiration to others puts that speech from "Independence Day" to shame.

I drip harder than Hurricane Katrina when she broke the levees.
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After an untimely permanent ban due to "offensive language", I have decided to revisit my review for Town of Salem 2.

I do not recommend this game. However, it is not entirely from my personal bias.

From the perspective of a new player, Any game you queue into will be plagued with avid players who have cultlike strategies to run every game. Their rules are simple; Cooperate fully to every norm and know exactly what you are doing as if you have played for hours or be hung for no reason. The cherry on top of this already bogus situation is that they'll report YOU, the new player, for just being new and having zero clue what to do.

Tryhard community aside, the game is fun. If you don't mind spending lots of time learning every role and the various nuances in the game, you'll enjoy this game. Do you like strategy? Do you like lying to people? Do you like being fully immersed at all times? Do you like to push up your comedically large glasses and speak with your nasally voice to correct people at any given chance? If any of these apply to you, give it a go! After all, it is free. On the contrary, if you are more like me and like to engage in some tomfoolery and have any sort of sense of humor that translates over into the digital realm, I advise against this game.

Now onto my experience;

I feel quite sad having to give Town of Salem 2 a negative review, I played Town of Salem 1 on Google Chrome with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ open on the other tab for years. (Don't worry, I was on incognito mode.) and I am slightly disappointed to see what the community of Town of Salem 2 has come to. Feels like 14 subhumans (Reddit users, of course.) are in my game every time I queue up, ready to snuff out any fun I might want to have.

The ban for "offensive language" probably came from me saying the dreaded f-word too many times. No, not the one for homosexuals, I have no issue there. It was the four letter f-word. The amount of "reported"s I'd see in chat in the couple weeks leading up to my ban for using curse words is reasonable suspicion for that. My apologies to the community, I had no idea I was apparently on christian servers, I thought people over the age of 13 had thick enough skin to handle curse words, apparently I was wrong.

Maybe my appeal will go through one of these days. Until then, no more telling jailors to go screw themselves or irritation-induced throwing. Rest in peace, thugshaker69.

TLDR: Solid game, questionable tryhard community.
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