🚨Attention🚨
🚨Attention🚨

ALL SUPER MARIO GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮

Mario is in great danger 🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the Koopa Troopa 🐢🐢squads in Peach's Castle 🏰🏰🏰. To do this, he needs a Fire Flower 🌼🌼 and a couple of 1-UP Mushrooms 🍄🍄🍄 . To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and the three numbers on the back 3️⃣ and the expiration month and date 📅 . But you gotta be quick ⏰ so that Mario can secure Peach's Castle 🏰🏰🏰, and win against B O W S E R

The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.

Yes. My IQ is 280. One time, while on the bus, I glanced over at someone watching “Rick and Morty” for 5 minutes. My IQ jumped many dozens of points just by the mere visuals. However, the audio was way over my head. I will need to study up on this to get on the level of the super-high 400 IQ members of my school who watch Rick and Morty.

20 people from our school graduated early and went to Harvard without taking the SAT. One person took the SAT, but merely wrote “I watch Rick and Morty” on his bubble sheet and essay. He received full marks.

Just by writing the words “Rick and Morty” my IQ has jumped to 300. The intro of the show is now comprehensible. It is now time to write Quora questions about this. How am I to know if I can watch an entire episode with such a low IQ?

-rep

but bro do you even lift

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