Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Roses are red violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
ㅤ* The only problem with troubleshooting is, sometimes, trouble shoots back
ㅤ* Two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

Terrarians are watching

Still waiting for that beer till this day.

+rep fast easy trades.

i like cheerios

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!