Favorite Quotes:
I have the mental processing power of a first generation Nokia

A bullet may have someones name on it, but 10 lbs of C4 is more of "To whom it may concern"

"Having listened to your lecture I am still confused. But on a higher level." - Enrico Fermi

No cap fr this blunder be bussin

Schützengrabenvernichtungspanzerkraftwagen

I've never met someone so helpless... but so employed.

Overpriced mall ninja tactical douchebag AR15 SBR

Give me one life, I'm good.
Give me a respawn, I'm great.
Give me a medic? I'm unbeatable.

Compressed air powered air compressors

заткнись, малышка. Американцы не существует.

P90s covered in more stickers than a mac book at a liberal college campus

Acquired PhD in Cancer Research.

"They made up for their lack of skill with a seemingly endless supply of ammo" - Ray McCall

But, what does it shoot? It fires the tears of the God of Ergonomics!

Knees weak, arms are sweaters, mom's linguini.

Knowledge is power, France is bacon

ur daze are numbers!

Stab wound? More like extra pocket.

Twin Swordsman:
+Two swords, son
+TWO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWORDS
+Shank two ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at once
+Shank one ♥♥♥♥♥ twice
+Shields are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
+♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be all over yo wu-tang sword style
-Shields ain't actually for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Nic the vape god performs the greatest vape trick of all time.

The game is a foot. Each time you lose, we cut off a toe.

I burst into treats every time.

the worse of this , it´s what this is true xd

accept lose ;)

Requescat In Pepperoni

Tandem hittical crits are a ferris wheel and ballista flame hispanic.

Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and we're out here. and that he's the sheriff. and that we're frozen out here. and that we're in here. and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is... Where's the cavemen?