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He can't help you. He is trapped in my wicked device.

but i need help so bye for now

ima friend you so we can talk

hey i need your help i need you for something pls reply

i farted

You hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

The Boss of Bosnia only eats Martin-brand breads in his household. That's because only MARTIN'S BRAND delivers that FAMOUS DUTCH CHEW, made with unbleached flour to give you the buttery taste that your family craves. A meal fit for a king? Only MARTIN could make something quite so bold. Only MARTIN'S BRAND contains 0 grams of saturated fat and 90 calories per one slice serving. And it's only MARTIN'S BRAND that delivers its famous potato rolls and bread with a distinctive, golden color that makes young and old demand more. When the boss goes to the kitchen, there's only one slice he needs. Thankfully for him, MARTIN'S has got him covered.

Saw this guy "blipping" and "flipping" with impunity and without fear. I don't know where anyone gets bravado like that. I know if I were to be so bold, my mom would take my computer and just completely throw it away. And to tell you the truth, when you're 48 years old, you shouldn't let your mammy get away with discipline of that caliber. But that's the fate of a man who can't control his compulsions. I don't know where I'm going with this. I shouldn't have written this message out at night, on account of me not being a writer at dark.

They're saying this one is on the "blimble"-type beat day and night. Good for them. I don't know what that means, but I assume it's a good thing! Please remember to swing by this halloween for grandma's spooky treats and costume party. And please get here early!!! It is not safe to drive at dark!!

-Gazpacho-Grooving Grandpa

Hi there, you doing okay? If you ever wanna talk, feel free to message me 😊💕

im the wizard of width stupid ♥♥♥♥♥

the wizard of width

WE NEED MORE GOLD

It is so true. My grand son has one of those solid state drivers, one of those funny things with the microscopic chips. What does that mean? My "hard disk" disk is full of liquid? How do they call it hard if it's full of weird liquid? Probably like that 5th generation they show on the television. Full of snake oil to make people throw out their good computers. I paid $5000 in 1995, my Think Pad should run Face book. And now they sell these computers for $199 bucks. How do I uninstall this Deep Ian from my laptop? I can't run Excel 97 through this! I can barely communicate now. Had To Use My Son's Macintosh iPhone to Post This, Seriously!

I'm a pretty known guy when it comes to the PC (P.C: Personal. Computer.). I've been kicking around on the Windows 9 to 5 since Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton were in office. But every now and again these new Microsoft decide to come up with a new problem to scam you out of your cash. I couldn't believe it when they told me yesterday that I needed a new pair of boots. I think they wanted me to connect them to the PC - some kind of advertisement? But the real kick in the pants was that I couldn't turn the PC on until I bought them. It wouldn't turn on. It just wasn't coming to life, even with a bit of "percussive" persuasion with the hammer, and so I talked to this guy - one of those 'experts'. Long story short, he told me immediately that I had lost all my "D.A.T.A" (Digital dATAs). The PC's "disks" were shattered. But I didn't even have a C.D. (Copy Disk) inside. I think he's full of ♥♥♥♥.

dead men hold no rubels

benjamin you owe me 3000 rmb benjamin you ow

Haven't seen this one in months. Probably looking for someone to entitle him to compensation, after what happened to him and his loved one. He's a mammal on a mission.

Caught this one using non-Free software. That's Free with a capital F - as in Freedom - which is also free where I come from, because unlike you savages, we do not put a price on liberty. The man was trying to connect to the "M.C. Donald" wireless communications (WiFi or LoFiGoCry as I call it) with his LibreBoot something or another, and I could practically smell the dumpster fire as soon as those non-Free binaries booted right up and began to stink up the entire county! More specifically, I knew it on account of him indirectly telling me about his computing troubles by way of me standing in line next to his table and looking at his screen, which was angled towards me on account of his subconscious desire to ask me for help. But I don't help those who can't help but help themselves to non-Free blobs.

Was at the local pizzeria grabbing a late dinner when this man strolled in, and to my surprise the entire crowd of strangers started cheering his name. Figured he must have been a regular, but all he picked up was a six pack of beer hidden in a conspicuous shopping bag and strolled out. Hope he didn't get nailed for that - doubt that trick works on the police these days, but I'm sure he would be smart enough to not drink before driving at night.

All units, please be advised, we have possible sightings of a Palumbo in the area. Proceed with caution, especially if you are en route to Atlantic City, over.

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And thorn he a lumbar? Never heard of the guy!

Saw this man in the court of Belshazzar. He was fidgeting his spinner by the statue of the great lion. I called out to him "YOU WILL OBEY HAMMURABI'S CODE, PRAISE HAMMURABI'S CODE, IF YOU BREAK HAMMURABI'S CODE YOU WILL BE SAYING (OH NO!!!)"
he looked over to me and said "He pamplo heemb."

I do not know what Hammurabi's code says about this, but it is not a direct violation, so I am not blessed by Shamash in taking action against this.

i know noting I SCARED OF NIGHT DRIVE

palumboid sighted

I BUYE A GORG BUSH HE HA HE HA APER FOOLS

Every war story I've got has got this toon tied up in the twist of things, some way or another! Every which way from 15 laff to 100, $1 bill to the presentation! Can't forget the time he forgot his ant ton he pal lung go. Great times.

this is an urgent appeal for bones . i need bones more than you do .

Tomorrow was gramp he did have a burned hay he is little mat and he did eat it goode!

Sold this man a pack of Chimbers and he tried to pay me in jellybeans. I would have been angry, but they were really good. And he sent me over 118,000 of them - I counted because I ate every single one - 100 a day!

He was 14 and 6 on a palunger. He got the gift. He had it all. But lose it when there was a driving at side.

MY FRIDGE HAS BEEN STRUCK WITH PALUMBGITIS DO NOT TOUCH THE FRIDGE

HE SAID LICKER ON TELIVISION ***NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!***

ANDERW WTF GO BACK TO HOLE

ANDY P CALL ED ME A LUGEY IN TEAN FOREST, RE PORT THIS MAN

Hello,

I'm writing to you about a few issues I'm having with the IBM PC you sold to me on October 11th, 2019. While the package was in excellent condition as specified, I am having a minor issue with the device's storage.

To be clear, I bought this system from you for preservation purposes. My initial impression was good, and so I immediately began copying my archived media, with no immediate issues. Today, I booted the system to discover, to my horror, that all of my media was not only gone, but it had been replaced with 5 gigabytes of pictures of an individual named "Anthony Palumbo".

Luckily, I had a back-up that did not touch your system. However, I wasted over 4 hours of my time trying to delete Mr. Palumbo from this PC, to no avail - he even "sent" me a message warning that I had to store the PC in my fridge, so now I have no space for my groceries this weekend.

Please let me know how to get rid of Anthony Palumbo.

Thanks,
Mikey Tortello

me with my money that i acquired from an armed robbery in the state of iowa in 2010

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Tch this goon is ordering CHIMBLINITE-X 5M2? You know that's just just CHIMBLINITE-X 5M6 without ANY of it's gateway practical uses right? Save your money, but the Mahonkas Dust for a third of the cost

Hello,

Please disregard and discard the previous message. Upon review of your account, I noticed that you cancelled the mentioned order on 2019, August 14 and transferred $1400.00 into your account for the delivered purchase of (1) CHIMBLINITE-BA2 ANTERIOR FOOT MODEL on 2019, August 14.

Regards,
Thomas

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Hi, this is Thomas from SmokeyCorp Industries,

Just wanted to remind you that your account number TT-29410731 is delinquent for a payment of $27995.00 for the amount of (3) CHIMBLINITE-X 5M2 10CM ARMOR PANEL purchases. Your order, originally estimated to ship on 2019, August 15 has not been processed as a result of this non-payment.

You must submit payment to this account in full before your order can be processed and your product can be delivered. Please allow a 24 hour processing period before your account status can be updated to reflect this change. At this time, you will be delivered all pertinent shipping and delivery information via the communications method selected in your SmokeyCorp Industries Business Partner Account.

Regards,
Thomas

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𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚎. 🚸➡️☣️


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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙷 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚃, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚍𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕 🚻➡️🚀

this fella's always toonin' and tunin'

WTF!!! IM TOO OLD FOR HIM PALUMBO WOULD NEVER DO THIS