Évaluations récentes de sencative grammer experrt

Do you like incohereant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games with dumb Aphex Twin music, no sound effects, flakey keyboard controls, confusing mechanics, and incomprehensible gameplay? Do you like pretty graphics? Then I guess you should get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tedious indie game.

Do you like pretentious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that are so concerned with what Eurogamer thinks that they put its ass-kissing review right there in their Steam Icon? Do you like stupid Yanni music and dumbass Raffi graphics? Are you amazed at a VCR's ability to rewind and fast-forward, and are you ignorant enough to believe this game was the first to offer such a gimmick? Well, then you'll simply ADORE Braid!

Do you like saccharin? Have you ever been thrown out of IHOP during a family breakfast because you went from table to table grabbing all the little pink packets of Sweet and Low and stuffing them in your greedy gob, wrapping and all? Are you barred from Disneyland or Disneyworld due to a continued campaign of threatening letters over the fact that their envioronment simply doesn't provide you with the empty, mindless syrupy sweetness your underdeveloped brain demands? Do you own at least five articles of clothing emblazoned with the characters from Winnie the Pooh? Are you retarded?

Then you'll love this gratuitously, self-consciously "cute" piece of empty mindless filth.

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Do you like really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid games? Are you and your real-life friends too retarded and/or untrustworthy to hold an honest race across a room? Do you really want to act like a retarded 13 year old, but find yourself needing an excuse to do so? Is your idea of a fun party time for everyone to gather around your computer and do things the computer tells you to do? Well then shucks almighty, you should totally get this terrible indie game!

When playing this on a console, were you constantly thinking to yourself, "man, this is fun - I just wish this game had really, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls"? Then buy it for PC.

Do you like menus with garish, eye-searingly bad color schemes? Do you like sports games where, instead of just making up names for teams ("Los Angeles Breakers" or "Chicago Mastadons"), someone decided to just do a find-replace on vowels ("Les Angolis Lokars")? Most importantly, do you like management games that crash all the time and offer no real sense of achievement? Then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy this game, by all means! (At least it's better than NFL Head Coach, I guess...)

If you like really pretentious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with gratutious cuteness, bad controls, and a main character you can barely see, then Christ almighty you'll love this!