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CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED, MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT CAR GET TIRED

Hi uhm! This is gonna be really crazy but hear me out? Please? Okay. Right. So my girlfriend goes by cuby on her account and she tried to claim it aaaaand *bowomp* username is taken... she uhm, she's really upset? Like. She won't eat, she's kinda refusing to sleep and saying it's stressing her out and that she's worried her friends are gonna forget her or not remember her because of her new name and it's just.. It's just really stressful for her. So I kinda come to you man to man and have to ask, can you change your name for me? For her? Surely there's another name you've gone by at some point? But for her she's always been Cuby and I don't want her having anymore anxiety attacks and with her history of self-harm and the fact we are long distance I am stressing over the fact I might not be there for her when it all becomes too much. This would help me a lot and most importantly you'd make the sweetest girl in the worlds day. So, thank you. It's an appeal to empathy.

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