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signed by tom

Professional Apology Letter:
I just wanted to say; ♥♥♥♥ you downies and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic group chat. I hope that each of you are personally anally penetrated by a velociraptor while getting your ballsack ripped out by crazy midget strung out on PCP. None of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memeless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have any sort of piece with it, and for that I have to say I am ashamed. I really thought that I would find a metaller worthy of my metals, but alas, that will have to wait for another day. Also, Kris is no longer my Dad and I hope he gets aids from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too many oompa loompas.
Love XOXOXOXOXO, _______ Stale Memeing Aficionado\

oh my ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ need me to lead her into the bedroom slowly take off those clothes while we makeing out hardcore tongue everywhere get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty kissing and licking those nipples there sensitive so she moans in ecstacy then I start kissing down her body till I'm licking the hell outta those dank ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ flaps then she wet as hell squirting orgasms I push my mushroom tip into those beef flaps and take her to pound town just jackhammering her I bet she takes care of her self downstairs squirting more then I pick her up bouncing her up and down on my ♥♥♥♥ with my buff ass badass body put her down on the bed pee on her roll around in some trash with her I wanna give her kids I would never use protection with that sweet ass

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

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That awkward moment when you're parents walk in when your furiously masterbaiting to lesbian mild midget porn with snakes a horse and six apples

I sexually identify as Sonic the Hedgehog. Ever since I was a small child I played with myself all the time, I couldn't stop playing with myself, even when I had a job as a master baiter at a fish shop. So please start calling me Sonic, and if you don't I'm gonna go fast up ur anus.

I'M DONGING YOU DADDY! ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% donged.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged.... ███████████] 99% donged..... (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง

I SCRUPULOUSLY DESECRATED EVERY INCH OF HER VIOLET CROTCH CAVERN WITH MY 6 FOOT MEATBALL SUB WHILE TEARING OFF THE FINE PRINT ON ALL THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION BROCHURES AND ORGANIZING APPEARANCES ON OPRAH AND LARRY KING LIVE. I UNLOADED A GEYSER OF 160,000* POUNDS OF FOGLE FLUID INTO HER RAVISHED CRATER WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEND HER FLYING HEADFIRST THROUGH A PANE OF PERSPEX AND INTO A TUB OF SHREDDED LETTUCE. SHE CAME SO HARD HER SCREAMS CURDLED THE MAYONNAISE. I GUARANTEE IT. *(TO GET AN IDEA OF HOW MUCH 160,000 POUNDS IS, IT IS EQUAL TO 14,545 SKATEBOARDS, 10,000 MARCHING BAND TUBAS, 1,568 SETS OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS, 492 BLACK BEARS, 426 GORILLAS, AND 184 GRAND PIANOS)

HI... I'M JARED FOGLE, EX FATTY AND SPOKESMAN OF SUBWAY®. THE OTHER DAY, WHILE CRUISING AROUND IN MY FOGLE MOBILE AND SHOWING OFF THIS SET OF GIGANTIC PANTS I CARRY AROUND, I STOPPED IN TO GRAB A NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION BROCHURE AT MY LOCAL SUBWAY® RESTAURANT AND FOLLOW A REDUCED CALORIE DIET BY EATING TWO SUBWAY® SUBMARINE SANDWICHES A DAY. IT WAS WHILE I WAS DOING THIS THAT I SPOTTED QUITE A DELICIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER SUCCULENT OVEN ROASTED BREAST AND SELECTION OF A SIX INCH HAM SUB WITH ONLY SIX GRAMS OF FAT INSTANTANEOUSLY FORCED MY SPASMING CHIPOTLE CHEESE STEAK TO HASTILY ENLARGE TO CELESTIAL PROPORTIONS. UPON APPROACHING THE DAME IN QUESTION, HER EYES WERE INSTANTLY DRAWN TO MY OMNIPOTENT FOGLE MISSILE AS IT BURST THROUGH MY FINELY CRAFTED SIZE 34 TROUSERS. WASTING NO TIME, I SWIFTLY DISROBED HER WITH MY PREHENSILE PELVIC PORPOISE AND SLAMMED MY VEINY LOIN BRONTOSAURUS INTO HER INSTINCTIVELY DRENCHED CHASM.

Every now and then we would Skype together and talk, but now its just awkward whenever we do, and when shes online and I ask if we could call, she said she cant and is busy/dealing with something, and that's whenever my friend is also online on skype, and I notice that whenever he leaves, we can now call each other. I don't want to be aggressive or rude to her and say "Pick Me! not him!" or call my friend a "♥♥♥♥ for stealing my girlfriend" but inside I want to. I try to get her to like me more by trying to be more "active" online and remind her that I love her every day, but now I'm thinking that its not working and that she wants to by with my friend over me more and more every day. I don't know what to do about the whole situation, and now I'm desperate and I really don't want to lose her, now I'm here hoping that someone would give me advice on what to do so I can stay with her.

I have a girlfriend I met online, we have not met in real life, but we play some online video games together to hang out, (Like Minecraft) For those that don't know Minecraft, its fine, ill just sum up what happend, I invited an online friend of mine to a server that I play on with a group of online friends with my girlfriend, after a few months he told her that he liked her, and she said that she also likes him and she likes me too. If you are wondering how I know, this is because she told me about the situation on Kik, and she was really upset about it and she felt like a "♥♥♥♥♥" and was really sorry. I was really upset and sad when I found out, and I really love her and I don't want to lose her.

kid? im 23 and i make around 150-200 k a year and i am quite a succefull writer, now on those terms im pretty sure that im not "loser" and i have a life that is better than most. I dont think i am big shot because i watch anime, I think i am a big shot becase by the age of 23 i am succefull, with a good income, living alone and i can watch anime whenever i want with no negative outlook to any part of my life, also the fact that you answer me back means that you have time to "♥♥♥♥♥" around on the internet as you call it a "loser", so you argument makes you more of a "stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you i got better things to do than ♥♥♥♥♥ on the net like a loser" but since you dont make an argument.....oh oh and who am i?. I am a person that is, most likely, more accomplished than you, in most aspects of life(save for relationships and impulse managment) can you say that about yourself for certain?

"I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

“wtf his ult did like 3k damage how is that legit” – leonardo da vinci 1496, founder of the Illuminati

I legitimately want to insert my erect penis into other men's willing, lubricated anus, and then relax while they read me a selection from the venerable Dr. Seuss catalog and I drink copious amounts of grape Gatorade. With their beautiful sphincter muscles squeezing my now flaccid member, I slowly begin to urinate as they moans in ecstasy, feeling the warm stream inject into their bowels, like a Taco Bell binge in reverse. As their tummy begins to rumble from the all-natural enema, I slide out of that sweet balloon knot, and they move to place their backside directly over my face, and begins to push out slowly. I open my mouth and take in the essence of both of us while we high five. They climb off me and we lay there in bliss and order Papa Johns.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

🏊🏻🏊🏻🏊🏻🚣🏻I love swimming in daddies ♥♥♥ 👸🏻💆🏻he gives me facials with it💆🏻💁🏻👸🏻he makes me feel like a princess💃🏻💃🏻so when I heard daddy got a wife I was pissed😥😤😠💔 I thought up a plan‼️I am going to cut the ♥♥♥♥♥ right out of that daddy stealing ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔪🔪so I went into her room at 4am and cut her clit🙅🏻🙅🏻🔪 I was going to make sure that ♥♥♥♥ never will work🔥🔥she screamed 😫and cried😭😭but I knew I had to do it if I wanted daddy by my side!👦🏻💁🏻 I made sure to cut her boobs off too🙅🏻💁🏻 and for good measure I poured boiling water all over that ♥♥♥♥♥ before shooting her🔫🔫daddies rock hard ♥♥♥♥ is the only ♥♥♥♥ for me👸🏻💁🏻💏

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

Hello Alkaizer, this is Hollywood director and producer Eddy Pasterino. We would like you and fowtini to star in our new movie: Naked Skorñorita. You will go the the inn and see fowtini lying in Leah’s bed and she will want your Skorn but you say “No Skornerrino” and topdeck her. Pls no hastalapasta baberino.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

YOU’VE BEEN SHANKED BY THE

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

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you've been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism!

You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my ♥♥♥♥ up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing ♥♥♥♥ and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to ♥♥♥ on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest

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