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FUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO ♥♥♥♥ WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? MINECRAFT. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON MINECRAFT. IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE

I'll never forget the day my uncle died. I walked into the hospital to say my final goodbyes to my uncle. I entered and there he was, just laying there, fully erect. The sheets were raised around his crotch area and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed. The family crowded around him as they switched his life support off and his erect member slowly faded. A single tear of semen leaked from my urethra.