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Recent reviews by Emeraldᴿᵉᵇˢ

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1 person found this review helpful
44.2 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
I endorse gambling because of this game. Do not let anyone stop you from gambling your life away if you are having fun
Posted 1 January, 2025.
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62.6 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
spider bad
Posted 12 December, 2023.
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83.9 hrs on record (63.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
7/10 no feet
Posted 21 November, 2023. Last edited 26 May, 2025.
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1,072.5 hrs on record (970.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent (Depends on mods)
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult (Higher depending on mods)
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond (if u play it with mods)

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Bugs? (I dont even know what is that mean)
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 3 June, 2023. Last edited 14 March, 2025.
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