Well, scrub, if you're following my script, maybe it's time to rewrite the story with your own words. After all, originality is what makes a tale worth telling. Big words coming from someone with a DBZ profile. Don't throw rocks when you live in a glass house.

sick to death of holding my breath
before I suffocate
say my f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ name
₳ ₭ Ʉ Đ ₳ ₥ ₳

Daddy: *tucking me in*
Me: sir, do I get a goodnwight kiss
Dadd: *kisses me gently* of course princess
Me: *puwl down my panties, bending over and fwexing my butthole* what about her? Does she get a kiss?
Daddy: *pulls out my tapeworm and gives it smoochies* of course she does

IF U SPILLED UR DORITOS TOMORROW I WUDNT HELP U PICK DEM UP CUZ ID B N DA STORE BUYING U A NEW BAG
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WE THE DORITO BANDITS
WE DIP TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send these doritos to all true dorito bandits

Happy birthday lad x

But Cal, aren't you a Christian? Doesn't agreeing with this contradict your views as a Christian?