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Zenthaiv 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:22am 
You pick Lycan. You tell your team that you will jungle. You tell your team that you will never fight with them. You tell your team that you will split push. You do this in a nice way because you are Lycan picker and you want to win. You buy stout, quelling, tangoes in that exact order. You go jungle. You get: level 7, 4-0-2-1 skill build. You have: vlads, quelling, stout, smoke. You smoke and take rosh before 10 minutes. You time that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You buy brown boots. You go push a lane or take ancients if there is no safe lane to push. You repeat until game is won. You never fight with your team ever. You never fight without your team ever. Wolves need no armour. Why do wolves need no armour you may ask? Wolves need no armour because wolves never fight; wolves split push. This is why wolves need no armour.
Zenthaiv 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:21am 
Your team dying 4 mid? You do not fight with them. You do not teleport to them. You do not flame them. You are Lycan and you want to win. You have teleportation scrolls but you use them to get to lanes as far away from danger as possible and push. You tell your team to fight under tower. You tell your team not to come to your lane. You do this in a nice way because even though wolves need no armour wolves want to win games. If you are getting ganked (you should be looking at the mini map and not be in a situation where you’re getting ganked) but if you are getting ganked you know what to do: you listen to Lycan and Lycan tells you what? That’s right you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Lycan tells you that "the wolf runs". You pop that ultimate, you back off and you TP out. You push another lane or you farm jungle/farm ancients/smoke roshan.
Zenthaiv 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:21am 
If you don't know what to do then what do you do? That's right; you listen to Lycan again and Lycan tells you that "the wolf runs" and that "wolves need no armour". This does not mean "the wolf fights"; it means that the wolf go split push. You are on a lane preferably furthest away from danger. You are in the jungle or at the ancients farming. You are at roshan getting that aegis timing that ♥♥♥♥. You get necro 1, 2, 3. You upgrade your brown boots into boots of travel. You do it in this exact order. You keep that split push going. You smoke rosh whenever he's up. You keep telling your team not to be with you or come to your lanes. You are Lycan. You are nice about it. You are split push. You are objectives. You are win. You remember that "wolves love to battle" against structures because then wolves will need no armour and wolves can run in circles around the structures. You never fight. You end the game with 0-0-0 and the highest building damage ever conceived by man.
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Zenthaiv 11 Jun, 2015 @ 10:57am 
Suppose the Doooo Polarization continues along current lines into a full blown Pozcum Pool Party, a hot war of poop. My dong are sick of the jews running the show and revolt against ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dong with their ♥♥♥♥ anus allies.

Elliot Rodger quickly establish anal supremacy. And the only advantage penis have, is that POOP forces use rubber ♥♥♥♥♥♥, so they can capture anus ♥♥♥♥ and transform them into domestic or field blumpkin.

POOP forces capture the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Poop of the Dong. And you are assigned one of the captured Jew ♥♥♥♥ as a Licking Dog Piss Off A Hardwood Floor. What dumps do you take to break wind in and teach him to accept his ♥♥♥?
J. Jonah Jameson 11 Jun, 2015 @ 10:53am 
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Zenthaiv 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:00am 
What if Rainbow Dash, Spike, Twilight, or Derpy was in Sonic And All Stars Racing Transformed?
Not all four of those particular MLP characters, but at least one. How would ya'll feel? I know some of you non bronies in this group would probably be upset, and some of you bronies would be happy. Now I know, there are no MLP characters in SAASRT, but this is "What If." Also, this is not a discussion about a future Sonic MLP crossover game, this is about a game that's already out. Like, would any of you non bronies still buy SAASRT and play it if you haven't yet, if a MLP character was in it?
Zenthaiv 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:00am 
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Zenthaiv 26 Mar, 2015 @ 9:39am 
Listen my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barber yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my hair like. I just wanted a trim yeah, I showed him as well like I said to him 'bruv, you've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up like, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my hair like'. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sue the ♥♥♥♥. Look at my hairline I can't even go to work anymore, you know I'm taking a week off work. ♥♥♥♥ it, my hairline ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started there yeah, yeah. Now it's gone there, can't you see the little thing growing back now blad. Can't you see it. It's started there now it's gone there, it's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ centimeters. Is he mad?
Zenthaiv 23 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am 
Hello Cola my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gaems. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.
Zenthaiv 10 Feb, 2015 @ 9:04am 
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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Zenthaiv 19 Jan, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
Recently, tensions have been growing between members of the skeletal community and humans. MOBA developers have been removing skeletons from their games to avoid offending skeletons and an escalation to a second Skeleton War. Have you not heard about the first Skeleton War? Historians didn't know about it until recently because skeleton bones look just like human bones.

No concrete source, I've seen it floating around twitch dota/LoL channels.
Zenthaiv 19 Jan, 2015 @ 2:13pm 
Say that to my face irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.
Zenthaiv 18 Jan, 2015 @ 8:20am 
In West Australia, born and raised. In the ocean, there I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin; relaxin all cool, stroking some stingrays inside the pool. When a couple of crocs who were up to no good, started making trouble in Australia Zoo. So I got one little bite, and Terri got scared. "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air" I whistled for a boat and when it came near, the licence plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I'd say that this boat was rare, but forget it, yo captain to Bel Air. I pulled up to the sting ray about seven or eight and I yelled to the captain yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at the sting ray my heart it did puncture i sit on my grave as the crocodile hunter
Zenthaiv 18 Jan, 2015 @ 8:18am 
PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.

Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.

I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!

So, until then, I say:

GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!
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