I got an inch in and for some reason i shot nut into my mouth, it was sticky and disgusting. Tasted like a weird salt flavoured booger that melted, I immediately rinsed dishsoap in my mouth and brushed my teeth with toothpaste and rubbing alcohol for some reason. Horrible 1/10, wouldnt do again

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Listen here lady, I don't have time for your convoluted mind games. We are both adults. If you want to enjoy the pleasures of a penis a fit male like myself can offer, then let's agree to meet. If not then ♥♥♥♥ off. I won't subject myself to your flirtatious nonsense. I look forward to hearing from you.

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Haha 🙈 what if we kissed 😘 in an assembly line 👄 for the Panzerkampfwagen II Ausführung C 😳?

hey man, saw you pissing at the WWII Museum urinal last night, gotta say, nice stream. Length is a little lacking but doesn't detract from the overall piss score, girth and ball droop made up for it in the end. great work man keep on pissin!