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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
19.5 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
"ANYMOOOOREEEEE" *click click click click click click* *retry*
"ANYMOOOOREEEEE" *click click click* *retry*
"ANYMOOOOREEEEE" *click click click cliick* *retry*
Posted 13 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
559.6 hrs on record (421.4 hrs at review time)
I love this game to death, but it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unplayable nowadays. Every single Casual match is filled with cheater bots. When you kick one, three more spawn in its place. Valve, you still turn over millions in profits every year from releasing crates, yet you can't be bothered to do basic maintenance on your game?

Fix your game, Valve.
Posted 26 April, 2024. Last edited 3 June, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
good game but what was the point of the 3 hour sex scene
Posted 24 July, 2022. Last edited 24 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
51.4 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
balls in my moth
Posted 27 March, 2022. Last edited 14 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
In this game you play on a XP ripoff called EmilyOS and on an AIM ripoff called EmilyChat. You get to talk to Emily every year (probably because dialup internet) and Chapter 5 will be different for everyone, depending if you were a loser to Emily or not. Emily is never away! AIM is kingI MEAN EMILYCHAT IS KING! This was a good game.
Posted 21 December, 2015.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
World's best game

This is the best thing since bread
Posted 15 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
This game was definetly worth it. I'm having a lot of fun playing this game right now.
Posted 23 October, 2015.
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