Imagine you have an average life, working 8 hours a day doing a job that grinds away at your life. You value those fleeting hours in the evening you get to unwind before the uncaring passage of time inevitably forces you to return to your horrific job. Now imagine if those 8 torturous hours are digitized and sold to you for an hour of wages. You may ask, "Why would I want to work for free and get no benefit?" I would answer, "because everyone on reddit and my steam friends list told you to!". This game has a cult of drones that mindlessly drivel about how this game has any positive aspects or fun. This game is the equivalent of watching paint dry, and then painting that same wall white every day. There is not a single moment of fun, enjoyment, recreation or even malaise. This game is the embodiment of the terrifying feeling of eternity. After playing for a mere 2 hours, I was told that trying to find an "optimal" strategy to make money was the incorrect way to play. Before purchasing, I believed that there was some level of randomness or even chance to incorporate uniqueness in a run, I was wrong. Upon hearing this news, I decided to play a further 8 hours as my return window was already spent. These 8 hours are some of the longest hours of my life. I could write a list of a thousand things I would rather have done with those 8 hours, any other game, activity, or action would have been a better use of my time. My hatred for this game and its community is immeasurable and I hope that you read this review and say NO to anyone that would suggest you play this absolutely appalling waste of your life and money. If this game were free, I would still not suggest you to play it. If they paid you 100 dollars a day to play this game, it would be better spent at a real job, where you can at least go outside and experience the world. Take heed and never play this absolute travesty of a "game".

Imagine you have an average life, working 8 hours a day doing a job that grinds away at your life. You value those fleeting hours in the evening you get to unwind before the uncaring passage of time inevitably forces you to return to your horrific job. Now imagine if those 8 torturous hours are digitized and sold to you for an hour of wages. You may ask, "Why would I want to work for free and get no benefit?" I would answer, "because everyone on reddit and my steam friends list told you to!". This game has a cult of drones that mindlessly drivel about how this game has any positive aspects or fun. This game is the equivalent of watching paint dry, and then painting that same wall white every day. There is not a single moment of fun, enjoyment, recreation or even malaise. This game is the embodiment of the terrifying feeling of eternity. After playing for a mere 2 hours, I was told that trying to find an "optimal" strategy to make money was the incorrect way to play. Before purchasing, I believed that there was some level of randomness or even chance to incorporate uniqueness in a run, I was wrong. Upon hearing this news, I decided to play a further 8 hours as my return window was already spent. These 8 hours are some of the longest hours of my life. I could write a list of a thousand things I would rather have done with those 8 hours, any other game, activity, or action would have been a better use of my time. My hatred for this game and its community is immeasurable and I hope that you read this review and say NO to anyone that would suggest you play this absolutely appalling waste of your life and money. If this game were free, I would still not suggest you to play it. If they paid you 100 dollars a day to play this game, it would be better spent at a real job, where you can at least go outside and experience the world. Take heed and never play this absolute travesty of a "game".