-What you'll need
egg
cheese
heat
pan
plate
spatula
bread
toaster
mayonnaise

1: put pan on medium heat
2: crack 2 eggs into pan
3: take spatula and break yolks and stir a bit
4: let eggs sit for about a minute and a half or until you smell fire
5: flip eggs over
6: repeat step 4 but put slice of cheese on top of eggs
7: toast bread
8: spread mayonnaise on bread
9: put egg on bread
10: serve on plate

enjoy!

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