DID You KNOW? In 1989, Japanese economics professor Rantaro Futanari found a way to legally counterfeit money in Tokyo. He made over 2.4 Billion Yen before being caught, but no charges were pressed due to his incredible legal loophole. To know how he did it, search "Futanari Inflation" on Google Images.

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SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧

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███████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖

Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get

0 Back: you use windows 👿👿👿

3 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿

My gender is a randomized 4-digit number. I’m also genderfluid so this number may change at any time. It is not my responsibility to tell you what my gender is, you should be able to tell by the way I am presenting. I may not always present as my gender, and if you expect me to then you’re just being cisnumeronormative. If you ever misgender me by getting any of my numbers wrong at any time, I WILL NOT hesitate to call you a transdigitphobe. Sometimes my gender is the product of a mathematical algorithm. You think you can get away with not performing a wide range of complex calculations to accurately determine my gender value at any given time? If you can’t even extend this basic courtesy to me then it’s obvious that you’re a literal Nazi, and you should just, like, not, OK? You’d better get it right first time, or I’ll sue you and have you arrested for hate speech. See you in court, Numerophobe.

La Homosexualidad, según Ricky Martin, es una condición digna. Dale tu apoyo, envía este mensaje a cualquier maricón que conozcas. Yo ya cumplí. Suerte amigo, sigue tu lucha.