Recent reviews by Pvt. C. Providence [6th RB]

If Banished was set in a frozen wasteland.
10/10

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I will remove this review when BL3 comes out on Steam.

Reasons not to use Epic Store:
1) They have terrible security (80 million accounts were exposed last week)
2) They have terrible customer service (just google it)
3) Games are more expensive on Epic due to regional pricing
4) You can't play games offline
5) Limited social features
6) No screenshots
7) No controller support
8) They broke EU laws (and still do)
9) Scummy tactics (you had to tick a box to opt out of emails etc)
10) They are partially owned by Tencent (a company that sells user data to the Chinese government)
11) No achievements
12) No cloud saves
13) No game forums (many people went to steam for subnautica support)
14) Epic make you pay the transaction fee when purchasing games
15)They are anti-consumer (They pay for exclusive rights to games to try and force you to use their store)
16) They can refuse refunds even if you meet the criteria
17) No reviews
18) No Linux support
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I will remove this review when BL3 comes out on Steam.

Reasons not to use Epic Store:
1) They have terrible security (80 million accounts were exposed last week)
2) They have terrible customer service (just google it)
3) Games are more expensive on Epic due to regional pricing
4) You can't play games offline
5) Limited social features
6) No screenshots
7) No controller support
8) They broke EU laws (and still do)
9) Scummy tactics (you had to tick a box to opt out of emails etc)
10) They are partially owned by Tencent (a company that sells user data to the Chinese government)
11) No achievements
12) No cloud saves
13) No game forums (many people went to steam for subnautica support)
14) Epic make you pay the transaction fee when purchasing games
15)They are anti-consumer (They pay for exclusive rights to games to try and force you to use their store)
16) They can refuse refunds even if you meet the criteria
17) No reviews
18) No Linux support
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........../....//...........TIM SWEENEY.....\\ ..\
...../´¯/..../´¯\..................2K................../¯`\....\¯`\
.././.. /..../..../. |_...EPIC STORE. |..\....\....\...\.\
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I spent more time than I should have building a giant maze with traps at every corner, for the cannibals to be forced to run through, a la Rimworld.

It was glorious.

10/10

Kinda fast paced compared to the old FM games on SNES. This game is more like FM2; so if you liked that game, you'll like this one. Or if you liked Armored Core, you'll like this game.