coolguy
Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie   California, United States
 
 
I walk into the men's room, and who's standing there? six Los Angeles County Sheriffs and a German Shepherd. They were just a bunch of cops hangin out in the men's room, talkin. When I walked through the door they all stopped what they were talking about and looked at me. The German Shepherd starts barkin'. He's barkin' at me. I mean it's obvious he's barkin' at me. Every nerve ending, all of my senses, the blood in my veins, everything I has was screaming, "Take off, man, just take off, get the ♥♥♥♥ outta there!" Panic hit me like a bucket of water. First there was the shock of it--BAM, right in the face! Then I'm just standin there drenched in panic. And all those sheriffs are lookin at me and they know. They can smell it. As sure as that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog can, they can smell it on me.
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Dave. 23 Dec @ 8:32pm 
-REP Real class act smurfing on low-rank New York servers with your alt account. "Luigi Mangione" Come on, "Luigi"? No one is going to fall for that. Should've just named yourself Mario Lasanga, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid name. I hope your alt gets banned.

Hey, it's you! > :jimbo:
Dave. 4 Aug @ 2:42pm 
+REP He caught real Goblins on tape. I've seen it with my own two eyes. He really did record footage of a bonified Goblin. I don't think it was CGI either. However, it did look a little strange. It looked a lot like two guys kissing and I think his hands were down his tight denim shorts the whole time I was watching. Other than that I think it's really cool he has Goblin footage.
Percent 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22am 
BOUNTY NOTICE
Subject: Coolguy34 - Guilty of Bombings
Reward: $500,000 (USD)
Date of Issuance: [04/06/2023]
Introduction:
In light of the heinous acts committed by an individual known as Coolguy34, we hereby issue this bounty notice to facilitate the apprehension and delivery of the suspect to the appropriate legal authorities. Coolguy34 is wanted for his involvement in multiple bombings, which have resulted in loss of life, injuries, and extensive damage to public and private property. It is imperative that he is swiftly brought to justice to ensure the safety and well-being of the affected communities.
Description of Coolguy34:
Name: Coolguy34 Alias(es): [if applicable] Age: [if known] Gender: [if known] Ethnicity: [if known] Physical Description: [if available] Last Known Location: [if available]
Wanted for:
Multiple counts of bombings resulted in loss of life and injuries.
Destruction of public and private property.
Endangering public safety and security.
Dave. 3 May, 2022 @ 2:31am 
-rep this guy F*CKED me over RUINED MY LIFE. I told him "Come over NASCAR is on" then he said, "Sure let me bring my new hobby car I just made." THIS PIGF*CKER CRASHES HIS BULLDOZER WITH F*CKING METAL PLATES ALL OVER IT THROUGH MY HOUSE WALL. THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY "Sorry must have fallen asleep at the wheel." YOU DESTROYED MY HOME AND INSURANCE WON'T COVER IT BECAUSE WHO THE F*CK DRIVES A BULLDOZER THROUGH A "FRIENDS" WALL!

also he said f*g in among us once.


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Percent 5 Apr, 2022 @ 5:15am 
I see this deity at the front of the battle. He feasts and takes what he needs but this is not vile this is merely a means to a end for he has ascended passed natural means, his being MUST be respected
his every order MUST be followed.
No matter the sins committed .

he really is just one bad day away from being just like HIM.....
Silly Boy Kisser 26 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am 
+rep cool guy