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4 people found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
A silly little game full of fun and death and more death.

I believe this is a true "Rogue-like"
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
12.6 hrs on record
This is an awesome game. Beating the game is fun, but beating the game is even better. The best part though? Beating the game, it's really hard to do that though.

10/10 best well type game.
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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48 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record
How is this legal? They literally got rid of the game I paid for.

I'm trying to return the game, because it's not the game I bought.
Posted 26 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Risk of Rain was a great game. ROR2 made it even better.

You can see they learned a lot when remastering the original Risk of Rain.

If you haven't played the original, I highly recommend the remaster. It's great!
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
145.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Overwatch was a fun and chaotic class based team shooter like TF2. Things weren't perfectly balanced, but it was all good and fun. That was the point, having fun with the wacky characters.

Then they said, "No! This is too wacky, you can only have 1 monkey. I take away your options" and the game was given character limits, only 1 character per team. This was upsetting, but some people liked it. "They take away our choices because they are making the game better" they said. Things were still good, and to be fair, things got a bit more balanced.

Things were good for a while, but then they said, "No! This is not *strategic*, you can't all go brrrrr. I take away your options" and the game was given role limits, you had to build the team they prescribed. This was upsetting, but some people liked it. "They take away our choices because GOATS bad!" they said. The Overwatch of yore was long gone, but this new game was still good, and to be fair, things got a bit more balanced.

And then the dark ages came. Where had the devs gone? Where are the updates? Times were bad, people were sad, unrest ruled the servers. But, alas! We were not abandoned! The devs WERE listening! "Hark, story mode! We know you love the characters, so we have been working hard on this gift to you!" and the light had returned to rid us of the dark. "Hooray! They do care, they did not abandon us, and they will surely provide us with a worthy successor!" the people cried out in joy.

Then they said, "Ah, well. We need you guys to help us out. We will give you all overwatch2 for free, but story mode will be delayed. Don't worry, you will not lose your beloved overwatch, and this will allow us to make your hoped for story mode! Patience, and money. If you want story mode, buy some battle passes to help us." This was upsetting, but some people liked it, "New overwatch is good! The devs would not lie to us again, it's not possible" they said.

I, having seen the truth, fled the overwatch, but my wife tugged at my sleeve and said, "but dear, TF2 is dead, stay and play overwatch with me" so I stayed near and watched.

The game launched, and the devs backtracked, "well, you can still have your overwatch that you bought before, but it is now just overwatch 2, you're not losing anything!" they said as they took the game we once loved and fed it into the grinder to make fertilizer for their new game, "see! It's right here!" The community wept for the loss of the game they did not want to admit had died long ago, and they stayed, clinging to the false hope that the devs fed them. And the prophet Jeff left, for he could not guide the masses with deception.

Then they said, "No! You do not want a story mode! It is far too complex and silly, and would require us to neglect your favorite pvp mode, you love your PVP mode!" The people cried out, "No! We want story mode! We HAD pvp mode already and you ground it up promising to turn it into story mode! Why did you take everything we paid for away just to give it back and make us pay more?" the people cried out in anguish.

Blizzard took off the masks they had been wearing. Behind the kind faced masks were fat bloated faces, drooling and salivating from staring at the masses. "Because you will pay" they said, and then they devoured them all.
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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51.2 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
Amazing on steam deck, just a great game in general.

Take the fun of Rogue Legacy 1 and just... turn it up to 11.

I'd say there's double the content, but I'm pretty sure there could be more like 10x more content, and it's all good.

If you like platformers, rogue likes, or want to get into them (they let you set "house rules" to make the game easier) this game is a must have (or try the original if you can get it cheap, both are amazing games)
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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72.7 hrs on record (71.7 hrs at review time)
Very fun game. Once you learn the strats, it becomes quite easy. The lack of replicability is a bit of an issue once you start reaching 100 hours though...
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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1,397.6 hrs on record (160.8 hrs at review time)
I don't recommend anything from EA to anyone, but respawn makes good games as long as EA lets them. I've enjoyed apex a lot.
Posted 5 August, 2021.
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40.9 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
I rarely play it, but it's a good, fun game. They are making it better and they plan to keep it alive by introducing new seasons.

If you want some Tekashi's Castle nonsense, this is a good game for that.

There was an issue with cheaters, but they've been getting better with that too and I rarely see anyone cheating.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1,410.8 hrs on record (466.1 hrs at review time)
Just get it. If you can't make this game worth the price, then what's wrong with you?

Werewolf, secret hitler, red dragon inn, D&D, or any of the other games are super fun on here!
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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