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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:35am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:41pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 10:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:08pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:51pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:59am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 7:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 12:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:35pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:46am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:57am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 5:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:08am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 5:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:33am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 5:35am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:10am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:29pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 5:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 7:58am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:38am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:33am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:39am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:46am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:08am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:36am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:33am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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