Tucker Carlzyn
Iraq
 
 
Snipped the banjo string, roamed around Northern Cambodia with an open incision
They told me I wouldn't shake the city, so I shook that ♥♥♥♥ like a crying toddler
Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for 8 minutes
Woke up in Geneva, oh man, I did it again, didn't I?
Destroyed his bando with a solar flare
I'm in the club listening to the brown note
My dogs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean anything
They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack
Whippets left me with a drool and a ♥♥♥♥-eating grin
My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like Timothée Chalamet
Shorty ass so fat I thought I was balls deep in Kyle Lowry
She broke my heart, had me shadowboxing behind the 7-Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron Jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes
Windows tinted, listening to Tee Grizzley, smoking on a goon rock
She took a chance and spread it for a Nebraska dollar
She had a whole speakeasy behind those meat curtains
Put the gun down, young man
There's too much ♥♥♥♥♥ out there to kill yourself
That ♥♥♥♥♥ tighter than the bulletproof counter window at a White Castle
How can I be gay? My ♥♥♥♥♥ is homophobic, haha!
58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the book of Revelations
We are indeed close
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her with my AND1 shoes on and some Dada shorts
Eating Khloe Kardashian's ass like I'm dying and there's a second chance in there
I'm a high functioning shooter
My watch cost 50 bands and I still don't have time for you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The casualties you will suffer trying to ♥♥♥♥ with me will have you thinking like Magnus Carlson
Rome wasn't built in a day but this 9mm certainly was
We smoking eucalyptus pigeon ♥♥♥♥
She was awestruck admiring the girth, the length, the texture, the vein thickness, blood flow, color, circumcision
Been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so long my ♥♥♥♥ is sanded down smooth
This chopped cheese is from Red Hook and this Glock was 3D printed in Bangladesh
This ♥♥♥♥ is international
I'm posted up at the crib-o with three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, feasting on some Nicaraguan nose nachos, while listening to Rich Amiri
I'm a real glutton
Went to O-Block and nobody ever heard of you, slime
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, these are not Rururemons, these are Chrome Hearts
I'm smoking that Rasputin "Hear ye! Hear ye!" Durban Poison
Had shorty spit in my chicken and rice
I had to up it in Fashion District, shot into the Hermes store and hit eight people
I made sure all the Birkin bags were unharmed so that the hoes don't bug out on me about it later
The zaza got me acting inconsiderate
Give me a mattress and a fleshlight, I'll thrive anywhere
I wept for there were no worlds left to conquer
I was at the Battle of Jericho taunting both sides with my ♥♥♥♥ out
They call me Ben Simmons cuz I don't play at all
Pistol built like Dave Portnoy
I was one of nine babies abandoned in the bando
My earliest memory is getting breastfed by the pitbull
I'm moving like Meek Mill
Where you get them vibrating panties, is them on Amazon?
Chewing on the labia for 6 hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel
Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion
That little jit owed me money, what the ♥♥♥♥, dude?
Percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time
You think I'm standing here eating sautéed bok choy because I want to?
I'm waiting for the red-light district to open, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Psychologically terrorized the op until he killed himself at the Michael Jordan Steakhouse
Currently Offline
CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.

And rats make me crazy
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mareo jooda 13 Feb @ 5:20pm 
cant even scam this guy
Miradi 11 Feb @ 8:14am 
+rep cool gameplay
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🎮Delafyn 23 Jan @ 11:13am 
cool game, add me up
Bradar 12 Jan @ 5:10pm 
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Fire dude on Cs2🔥
glassner-eepep 12 Jan @ 7:17am 
+rep from faceit