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I used to jerk off turtles for sport. It's one of the memories I'm not the most fond of from my past but I sure was a natural at it. You see, I have some of the softest hands on the planet and I worked as a toothpick sorter for 15 years so having hands like mine is a real miracle. So the whole goal of turtle jerking was to find a turtle on one of the country roads, catch it and shoot it better than a trained military sniper. Now after you catch your turtle, it's all about your form. If you don't have good form you're probably going to end up getting a nasty bite on your stroking hand. So the key is to start out by getting your turtle aroused. In order to do this you're going to need to lick around his shell and then kiss his feet stumps. Don't scare him. If you scare him you won't get the proper distance on your turtle shot. When you start hearing weird turtle sounds you've probably successfully loaded your turtle blaster.

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★ Feliz ★ 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ •。★ Natal ★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ｜ 田田｜門｜ e Feliz Ano Novo