Are you looking for eternal happiness? Then you should totally play this game! But only if you are prepared to laugh through lots of glitter puke, a questionable child/animal love story and are prepared to pick up new phrases such as “yikes forever” or my personal favourite “shh! little buttcrack!”. Other than that, you’re good to go! But be warned! While this game is super fun, moderately creepy and cryptically cute… every choice you make affects your outcome! So make good choices! Or don’t… -throws glitter-