Farmer John
John   Dallas, Texas, United States
 
 
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EdgarAllenPog 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:39pm 
"Something stirs in the World's Edge Mountains... Death comes to the Dwarfen Realms...

In the centuries I have been High King, our enemies have thought us weak, cowards hiding in the deepest, darkest places. Fools! Every wrong is recorded. Every slight against us, page after page, etched in blood! Clan Gurnisson! Karak Eight-Peaks! Josef Bugman!

The Urks must pay. Let them come. One wrong put right. But The Great Book of Grudges... remains full."
LilManStan 27 Jul, 2017 @ 2:31pm 
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Gabe 24 Jan, 2017 @ 9:55am 
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Casper 6 Aug, 2016 @ 4:47pm 
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Casper 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:18pm 
Are you Carter Stuart? Son of Jumeyu and Reggie Stuart? Grandson of Colonel Washington Stuart and his wife, Rodie May? Great Grandson of Judge Pullman Stuart, and his wife Hillary Veneer Stuart? Carter! Are you the great great grandson of the war hero who died under your maple tree, First Corporal Cheyenne Burooch Stuart, and his father, a farmer, who went my the name of Poyolo Streyaveno Fasesasesasesasesawnbe Stuart? Carter! Lemme ask you somethin'. Are you the great great great great great great grandson of Olliver Potey Stuart, who put his initials on our great country's declaration of independence? And his wife, one of your grandmothers, Carter, Vasiley Hasee Pasoeigh Detown Stuart? And her father, Lavey Weso Pasey Pasey Timo Shanteetay Feso Raviay Mosain Grandow Stuart? And her father, Running Deer Stuart?